Paris Hilton Drunk Video

Paris Hilton is clearing up rumors about a new song of hers that was leaked online last week. Hilton says that despite online reports to the contrary, “Drunk Text” isn’t a new track, but actually an old song that someone leaked. Paris clarified things on her personal website, writing:

“Hey guys, I’m getting a lot of tweets about this song that just leaked. No, this is not my new single. It’s just a demo I did for fun with friends a while ago. My new single will be out in the next few months with Afrojack and a very special surprise guest. Can’t wait for you all to hear it, such a fun club song! Love you guys!”
While Paris maintains the song is “just a demo,” she did shoot a music video for it. Representatives for Paris Hilton are dismissing reports suggesting a video that made its way online is the star's new pop single. Gossips claims the dance track, Drunk Text, was Hilton's first release from an album she's working on with LMFAO, but her publicist insists the tune is an old track that will not be part of any new project.
You can check out that video below.

ABC Wednesday Night

Written by Sherri Hicks
I am sure I’ve said it before, but the Wednesday night lineup on ABC is quite literally the best few hours of television on all week. The Middle never fails to crack me up in its realistic portrayal of American family life, and Modern Family, while portraying a very different sort of family, is also hilarious. The newest additions to the lineup, Suburgatory and Happy Endings, are welcome additions this year. The two shows that were in their slots last year weren’t as strong, and didn’t do that awesome lineup justice. I watched the other two shows because they were on and were marginally funny, but I did not look forward to them all week like I do now. These are the only four shows in a row that my husband and I can absolutely agree on every single week. He might be holed up in his man cave every other night of the week playing his Xbox or watching some boring documentary, but on Wednesday nights we are sitting on the couch together, enjoying our shows on http://www.expertsatellite.com/. I love it!

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are friends again

Former party pals Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were unexpectedly reunited this past week after being invited to the same Hollywood dinner party. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were reunited Thursday night when they both attended a mutual friend's birthday party!

The former friends were spotted at the Palihouse in West Holiday, alongside Jason Trawick, who is not only Brit Brit's man but also Paris' agent!

Britney, the Toxic hitmaker cut wildchild Hilton out of her life in 2008 after suffering a headline-grabbing breakdown which saw her lose custody of her two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline and being placed under her father's conservatorship.

Spears has since cleaned up her act and has been working on resurrecting her pop career, while Hilton has found herself in trouble with the law on numerous occasions last year for drug possession.

The two blondes smiled and posed for the cameras on Thursday after coming face-to-face at Palihouse private diners club for a mutual friend's birthday party, which Spears attended as her boyfriend Jason Trawick's date.

An eyewitness told E!Online.com, "Britney was shy with most of the people there. But she and Paris hugged and talked for awhile."

Directv

Directv is the leading satellite provider in the United States. There are many reasons for this. They offer the most tv channels} in the breathtaking high definition format. They have more sporting event choices than any other television provider. Their customer service is the best in the business. They have a greater number of channels than their competitors. These are simply a few of the characteristics that make directv the greatest satellite tv company in the world. Still, there is one feature that directv offers that trumps anything else. That is the award winning Directv on demand.

Directv on demand is a pay-per-view service that directv offers. It allows customers to choose from their favorite movies, sporting events, and live concerts. All are offered through the Directv on demand service. Customers just look through their programming guide and find the programming they desire. Then they hit "select" on their remote controls. The guide will ask them if they are sure they want to buy the program they have chosen. The client then picks "OK" by hitting the select button a 2nd time. The customer can then watch the purchased program they have selected through this wonderfully easy-to-use service.

The most widely selected option for Directv on demand customers is the great movies on demand that they have. They get all the latest and greatest hit Hollywood films as soon as they are released on video, and even sometimes prior to their video release. Customers can pick the movie they want to watch ; they then have 24 hours to watch their selected movie as many times as they desire. This flexible option is one of the most frequently mentioned features that most directv customers say they enjoy the most.

Directv on demand also provides all the great live pay-per-view sporting events that their customers desire. Whether it's a much awaited boxing prize fight, the latest UFC Championship, or an adrenaline-filled wrestling match, directv provides the most sporting event options in the business.

Directv also provides free movies on demand. These movies are Hollywood classics that are available for customers to watch anytime they want. The best part is that this service is absolutely free to all customers.

The quantity of programming that is available on directv at the push of a button is simply stunning. Do yourself a favor and join their directv service. You will be happy you did. And remember, directv comes with free satellite dish installation.

DIRECTV makes your TV perform at its best. With access to 130+ HD channels today, and the capacity for more than 200+ HD Channels, DIRECTV brings more HD to you than anyone else!† With more than 285 channels, DIRECTV brings you the most in sports, Movies, and family entertainment. Plugging your supercharged TV into regular ordinary cable is like pouring diesel fuel into a high performance race car. Why settle for anything less than DIRECTV?

For the tenth year in a row, DIRECTV scored higher in customer satisfaction than cable companies measured in the American Customer Satisfaction Index. And by the way, read the government rules for installing a dish.

Plastic Surgery and Botox

We all have thought about looking younger. We all have tried the lotions and potions looking for the fountain of youth. With plastic surgery and botox procedures becoming more common place, these have become a more affordable and safer option for battling the aging process. Modern medical advances have come a long way from it's crude beginnings concerning plastic surgery and botox injections seem to be the icing on the cake.

Botox is the fastest growing treatment for wrinkles. 3,181,592 people were injected with botox in the United States alone last year, and it is becoming incredibly popular in another 75 countries where it has been approved. Yet this is a toxic poison so dangerous that it could actually be used as a "weapon of mass destruction.

Just like any drug or medication, there are potential side effects when having Botox (Botulinum Toxin Type A) injections done. While most side effects are rare, or relatively harmless, there is the potential for life-threatening side effects. Before using Botox injections, you should be aware of potential side effects, make sure your physician or caregiver is aware of any medications you may be taking before you are treated with Botox. As well, make sure you let the doctor know if you have any medical conditions which affect your muscles or nerves- these types of diseases will make the it more likely that you will have side effects from Botox treatments.

Despite the fact that one of the most serious complications of botulism is paralysis, scientists have discovered a way to use it to human advantage. Small, diluted amounts can be directly injected into specific muscles causing controlled weakening of the muscles.

Botox blocks signals from the nerves to the muscles. The injected muscle can no longer contract, which causes the wrinkles to relax and soften. It is most often used on forehead lines, crow's feet (lines around the eye) and frown lines. Wrinkles caused by sun damage and gravity will not respond to Botox.

Yet the answers to beautiful, glowing skin are in our lifestyles and in nature. The skin is the largest organ of the body, and our overall health is reflected on it. Botox and other techniques can mask the problems for a while, but it the problems will eventually come through, if not on our skin then in our health. No matter what our age, we can make changes in our lives that will show up on our skin.

Choosing the right blogging software

Here is a nice guide on how to choose the right blogging software. It's an article I found at articlecity.info and has many good tips. It says that there's Free Open Source Software, Developer Hosted Software and Proprietary Licensed Software. They all serve well the same role, to simplify the task of making and maintaining weblogs. Every category offers free versions and purchased. There are also hosted versions and versions that a blogger uploads to their own hosting provider. All blogger software, whether developer hosted or self hosted, allows the same most common functions of writing, editing, and publishing of posts to the blog.

Selecting the right blogging software will depend upon how much the user would like to manage their content, how tech savvy they're, and how they prefer to manage the functionality, style, look and customization of their blog.

Developer hosted blog software is better for the blogger that needs simplicity and turnkey use. This type of blogger software is best for beginners but is less flexible and customizable than the software you download and install on your own domain and hosting provider. These are usually the easiest and least expensive for the casual blogger that prefers to keep their blog simple.

For the tech savvy blogger who needs more control over the functionality, design, content and customised features from their blog, installing blog software on their own hosting provider with their own domain is the best way to go. The installation of blogging software on your own hosting server isn't all that hard. Even so, besides installation of the software and the ability to update the software as new versions are published, the user must create a database, such as MySQL, to manage the data created by the blog. Additionally, if a blogger prefer to customise the feel and functionality of their blog, a knowledge of CSS, PHP, HTML, installation of files on the hosting server, and advanced knowledge of computer administration is best.

Self-hosted blog software can be customized in many different ways. Rewriting, editing or installing PHP, Scripts, HTML and CSS are a few ways to customize a blog. A simpler way of customizing blogs is by downloading and installing pre-made themes, scripts, widgets and plugins.

There is an abundance of different blog themes you are able to download free of charge online. Basically, a theme is the template for the blog software that defines the colors, columns and content to be included. Some are enhanced with coding that allows the blogger to insert Google Adsense ads and other money making affiliate programs. There are some very good free themes available on the internet and or you can also pay to have an original theme designed for your specific needs. Although a pre-made theme is free and readily available, a good custom made blog will leave a lasting impression on your blog visitors, and be designed specifically for your business or niche.

There are also dozens of plugins and widgets that can be added to the blogger software. Plugins and widgets are aptly named because they connect to your blog software and provide enhanced functionality. They are used for design elements, gadgets, videos and images, and different content for the blog. Some popular plugins are ones that reduce spam in the blog comments, categorize and tag blog posts, generate site maps, contact forms, and different money making plugins such as Google Adsense ads and other affiliate programs for your blog.

Choosing the right blogging software is a matter of personal quality, ease of use, function and price. Regardless which blogging software you choose you will find that blogging is fun and can be profitable as well!

Mozilla Media Player

Have you seen the new Media Player by Mozilla? It's called Songbird and it's a non-proprietary, cross platform, extensible tool that will help enable new ways to playback, manage, and discover music.



This new open source music player is under development but already has many great features and addons.

Paris Hilton Doing Mini Me

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Paris Hilton Going to Rwanda

Paris Hilton is on a mission to change her image, heading to Rwanda on a trip she hopes will allow her to leave a mark on the world -- and possibly create another reality TV show.

The 26-year-old a hotel heiress said in June that she was a changed person and vowed to shed her party-girl image after leaving jail where she served three weeks for violating probation in a drunken-driving case.

"Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties -- it was a fantasy," Hilton told Newsweek magazine, opting to speak to the news-focused journal rather than a celebrity magazine. "But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."

She has acknowledged she has long enjoyed the Hollywood party scene but she said she spent her time in jail reading the Bible and praying to God for strength, deciding to give new meaning to her life by pursuing charity work.

During her trip to Rwanda, Hilton will be visiting schools and health-care clinics and staying in accommodations a long shot from the Hilton Hotels owned by her family.

"I'm scared, yeah. I've heard it's really dangerous," she told Newsweek (www.newsweek.com) in an issue on newsstands from October 15. "I've never been on a trip like this before."

Paris Hilton In Prison


Paris Hilton will have a very unglamorous new address if prosecutors get their way: the Los Angeles County jail. The city attorney's office filed documents in Superior Court recommending the hotel heiress and TV star be jailed for 45 days for violating terms of her probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.

Prosecutors also want Hilton to stay away from alcohol for 90 days and wear a monitoring device that will chart whether she complies. And they are seeking to have her license suspended for an additional four months.
The recommendation will be reviewed by a judge when Hilton appears for a probation violation hearing on Friday. The judge can accept it or impose a different penalty. The maximum penalty is 90 days in jail.
City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo said Hilton is being treated the same as anyone else.
"Anyone who would have conducted themselves in a way that resulted in this set of facts, we would have made the same recommendation of 45 days in county jail, regardless of whether they were a celebrity or not," he said Thursday.

Delgadillo said he is requesting Hilton serve her time in the county jail, but where she is incarcerated is up to the judge. He said Hilton could request to be housed in a jail of her choice but if the judge grants that she would be required to pay the costs of her incarceration.

Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.
Hilton said she had only a single margarita at a charity event that evening but may have been "speeding a little bit" while on her way to get a hamburger.

A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but is equivalent to a guilty plea for determining sentencing. She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.
Two other traffic stops are what landed Hilton back in court.
On Jan. 15 she was pulled over by California Highway Patrol. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive, according to court papers.

She then was stopped by Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27 and charged with violating her probation. Police said she was pulled over at about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.
Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said at the time she wasn't aware her license was suspended. A call Thursday to Mintz was not immediately returned.

Prosecutors say by signing the document after the first incident Hilton knew she was not to drive. They also note that as of April 17 she had yet to enroll in the required alcohol education program.

Online Dating

A new online dating site has been launched.The name: JustSayHi.com.It's totally different from other sites because it's 100% free and no credit card is ever required.It covers all states of the US and you can find thousands of fun, attractive, men and women in your area.The design is clean and simple.I think it's a good try because they are not a lot of free dating sites out there.Take a look and try them both if you like.It was time to see a free dating site like JustSayHi. A lot of companies claim to offer free online dating services but we all know that that it's not true.Now you can enjoy the same features as any paid dating site for free!

Paris Is Ready For Her Close Up

By this point, I'm sure you're used to Paris Hilton The Serious Female Actor and are patiently awaiting the premiere of her first Serious (with a capital S, natch) movie, nay, film, The Hottie and The Nottie. This epic will surely bring our blonde celebutant into the highest echelons of acting and she will soon be sitting alongside the Streeps and Hepburns of the world at award shows for years to come. Which is why, of course, it's so shocking to hear that she may be (but maybe not!) acting like a bratty brat on the set. Here's more:

Paris Hilton, supposedly has been late arriving on the set of "The Hottie and the Nottie," and had trouble learning her lines. "Everyone is really fed up with her right now," said our tipster.

But producer Hadeel Reda told Page Six: "Paris has never been more than 15 minutes late. Everything is memorized. She's been very professional."

Hilton has been studying with Ivana Chubbuck, one of the top acting coaches in Hollywood, Reda said. "I think people are going to be shocked at how good she is."

Especially considering people are probably expecting her to spend the entire film dancing like an idiot, pulling down her top and spewing racial slurs. Nowhere to go but up. By the way, Ivana Chubbuck may be the best name for an acting coach ever.

Kitson Rolls Out New T-Shirt Concept


President Monkey heralds the arrival of Kitson's latest Paris Hilton-themed t's.
· Judge for yourself: Did Denise Richards bring some snow to the beach? Bonus: Telephoto lenses have rarely been used for purposes this disturbing. [NSFW]
· The Golden Cage: It's just like Big Brother, except it could go on forever and there might be actual prostitutes, not just the usual, fame-seeking kind you see on reality TV.
·Free Ignignokt! (T-shirt to follow, if there already isn't one.)
· There was a time in our lives when this news would have made us really, really happy. Now it just makes us want to put on Women and Children First and pray it's a hoax.

Britney Spears Begging K-Fed To Come Back



According to close friends of Kevin Federline, Britney Spears has allegedly been making late-night phone calls to K-Fed in hopes of getting him back. They also say Britney's relationship with Isaac Cohen is just a ruse to make Kevin jealous. Other sources say Britney is completely over him and that when they do talk it's about their two kids.

According to these sources, the reports that Britney will ante up $25 mil to K-Fed to end their marriage are ridiculous. One connected source says the $25 million figure is grossly inflated, "by 25 times." In other words, the bad news is that K-Fed will be a millionaire. The good news -- just barely.
I'm pretty sure Kevin Federline's "close friends" are really just him calling up reporters from his motel room and pretending to be other people. And after making up fake stories about himself he lies in bed crying, wishing he didn't have to save money for breakfast so he could order some porn. EDIT: I added some more pics of Britney Spears at Target because, well, they're funny.

Paris Hilton: Terrible Actor?!


Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been having trouble on their respective movie sets. A source on the set of I Know Who Killed Me says that ever since she went to the Wonderland clinic, Lindsay Lohan has been trailed by a "sober coach" as well as an entourage, and has been "moody and is making everyone miserable around her. She'll be late and sometimes won't come out of her trailer." As for Paris Hilton, a source says she's been arriving late on the set of The Hottie and the Nottie and has trouble learning her lines. A source adds: "Everyone is really fed up with her right now." I'm not sure how this is news. I mean, sure, memorizing lines is easy for the average person, but expecting Paris Hilton to do it with the brain she was given is like expecting a mouse to build you a working rocket ship.

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Paris to Makeover Britney in Her Image


Paris Hilton's tutelage of new pal Britney Spears is entering the graduate phase. Mazel tov!

While on a retail romp through her favorite Melrose Avenue boutique, trendy Sielian's Vintage Apparel, Hilton revealed that she would be bringing new BFF Britney on her next charge-a-thon. First stop: Lingerie Department, please!

Paris charged up thousands of dollars during her hour-long shopapalooza on Monday, picking up 25 "hot" dresses, 12 vintage belts, six sweaters, two purses ... and six geese a-laying.

Our source overheard Hilton graciously telling a salesperson, "Sielian's is my favorite boutique! You're the only store where I can buy this many cute dresses. I've never been able to do this at any other store" ... and that's coming from a girl with a Masters in Shopology!

Britney's Divorce -- Up in Lights!

No matter where she goes, Britney Spears can't escape the global impact of her not-so-shocking split from WhatshisFed.
Britney Spears looking hot
As the super-sexy almost-single mom strolled into a NYC Gap store last night, she didn't appear to be bothered by a huge scrolling electronic sign behind her, flashing the headline; "Britney Spears Filed for Divorce." Her smile has more wattage than the sign!

After her mini shopping spree for some winter clothes, she headed to the famous ice rink in Rockefeller Center for a spin with manager Larry Rudolph. The Brit is back!

Stavros Is Checking Back In To Paris Hilton

Sources tell that Paris and Stavros Niarchos, spotted this week in NYC, are jetting off to an impromptu weekend getaway in Miami. Que caliente!

The two are back on the road to coupledom, and according to our source, they're very happy and quite possibly -- in love!

Maybe love is better the second time around.

As for the supposed engagement ring Miss Hilton was supposedly sporting, not so says Paris' uber-rep Elliot Mintz.

According to Mintz, Paris wears rings on both hands from time to time. And as for rumors that these baubles are bogus, forget it. They're real, says Mintz, and they're spectacular.

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